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2026-09-08 17:29 UTC

WinnerMarines

Length24:09

Marine Avg1766

Alien Avg1649

Marines

Player

Score

K / A / D

Acc

Player dmg

Structure dmg

Time played

Map time

ELO update

ElsaJean

482

34 / 25 / 13

27.4

12955

4770

24:06

11:57 (50%)

+24

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
1024	1711	379	8	1:23	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
ClusterGrenade	0	0	0	0	43	2100	-
Flamethrower	1	0	0	0	466	595	-
GasGrenade	0	0	0	0	272	0	-
HeavyMachineGun	0	54	118	0	656	32	31.4
Pistol	4	18	19	0	402	52	48.6
PulseGrenade	0	0	0	0	50	50	-
Rifle	23	565	917	236	6855	1503	26.4
Shotgun	6	387	657	143	4212	272	27.1
Welder	0	0	0	0	0	165	-

Ned Flunders

432

30 / 25 / 20

20.9

11690

19431

24:07

8:57 (37%)

+25

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
754	1383	378	6	0:41	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Axe	0	0	1	0	0	672	0.0
ClusterGrenade	0	0	0	0	169	8749	-
GrenadeLauncher	0	0	0	0	527	1501	-
Pistol	6	51	75	24	1158	545	26.5
Railgun	5	29	45	7	2286	3618	32.8
Rifle	14	403	905	160	4822	2802	21.2
Shotgun	4	271	357	187	2716	1523	19.1
Welder	1	0	0	0	12	20	-

Copeamine Pundit

411

29 / 12 / 26

24.4

8230

25524

23:57

11:44 (49%)

+28

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
540	1206	134	4	0:05	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Axe	0	1	0	0	32	195	100.0
ClusterGrenade	0	0	0	0	16	9361	-
Pistol	1	9	23	0	174	69	28.1
Railgun	6	29	20	6	2338	3254	53.5
Rifle	22	501	1163	128	5670	12646	24.3

Kevin Garvey

385

14 / 31 / 18

20.5

9627

17800

24:08

9:51 (41%)

+19

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
750	1335	405	4	1:14	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Axe	0	1	15	0	25	1365	6.2
ClusterGrenade	0	0	0	0	56	2429	-
Flamethrower	1	0	0	0	510	0	-
GasGrenade	0	0	0	0	252	830	-
GrenadeLauncher	0	0	0	0	144	3541	-
HeavyMachineGun	2	64	159	33	850	664	16.3
Pistol	1	4	14	0	76	169	22.2
Rifle	6	467	714	306	5845	5154	18.4
Shotgun	4	214	433	66	1844	3230	25.5
Welder	0	0	0	0	27	418	-

Bruce Gorge

365

11 / 24 / 22

12.8

11658

17642

24:04

6:53 (29%)

+18

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
746	2388	516	2	1:30	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Axe	0	0	6	0	0	360	0.0
ClusterGrenade	0	0	0	0	90	1470	-
GasGrenade	0	0	0	0	1253	0	-
GrenadeLauncher	1	0	0	0	969	6018	-
HeavyMachineGun	2	290	317	256	3910	9	9.7
Minigun	1	300	1445	208	3388	4473	6.0
Pistol	0	9	1	9	234	208	0.0
PulseGrenade	0	0	0	0	50	0	-
Rifle	7	147	558	43	1765	3968	15.7
Shotgun	0	0	61	0	0	1136	0.0

Babushka's Rug

306

9 / 30 / 13

17.3

8199

10663

24:08

2:29 (10%)

+28

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
282	1344	93	4	1:05	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Axe	0	0	6	0	0	854	0.0
ClusterGrenade	0	0	0	0	63	1933	-
GasGrenade	0	0	0	0	2451	217	-
GrenadeLauncher	4	0	0	0	2313	27	-
LayMines	1	0	0	0	104	0	-
Minigun	0	57	602	23	445	4188	5.3
Pistol	1	7	17	0	138	272	29.2
PulseGrenade	0	0	0	0	50	0	-
Rifle	3	218	719	70	2588	2072	17.1
Welder	0	0	0	0	48	1100	-

Azteek

302

8 / 32 / 16

12.3

10772

11692

24:07

4:34 (19%)

+26

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
591	1400	395	2	0:57	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Axe	0	0	1	0	0	0	0.0
ClusterGrenade	0	0	0	0	146	883	-
GasGrenade	0	0	0	0	2811	967	-
GrenadeLauncher	0	0	0	0	303	7143	-
HeavyMachineGun	0	52	67	52	710	27	0.0
Pistol	1	14	48	5	335	0	15.8
Rifle	7	516	1259	338	6357	2673	12.4
Shotgun	0	9	25	0	111	0	26.5

Guderian

257

13 / 22 / 13

15.1

4514

9749

24:07

9:31 (40%)

+24

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
195	829	48	4	1:29	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Axe	0	0	2	0	0	995	0.0
Flamethrower	4	0	0	0	2227	5021	-
Pistol	1	3	3	0	59	0	50.0
Rifle	8	192	824	48	2228	3732	14.9

tyler1skulk

171

14 / 15 / 10

27.6

7984

442

17:23

1:23 (8%)

+21

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
639	1045	241	4	0:29	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
HeavyMachineGun	3	352	384	228	4701	228	24.4
Pistol	0	4	8	0	84	0	33.3
Rifle	11	283	653	13	3199	214	29.2

Hentaivirus

147

5 / 5 / 0

26.6

392

22528

24:08

11:08 (46%)

+25

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
34	94	0	5	0:27	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
ARC	0	0	0	0	0	22528	-
Rifle	5	34	94	0	392	0	26.6

mchammer

4 / 6 / 5

9.4

2893

1747

6:29

0:42 (11%)

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
248	643	181	2	0:33	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
HeavyMachineGun	0	50	61	49	682	0	1.6
Rifle	2	88	318	51	1144	1445	10.4
Shotgun	2	110	264	81	1067	302	9.9

Total

3333

171 / 227 / 156

20.3

88916

141987

240:49

79:15 (33%)

Average

303.0

15.5 / 20.6 / 14.2

20.3

8083.2

12907.9

21:53

7:12 (33%)

Aliens

Player

Score

K / A / D

Acc

Player dmg

Structure dmg

Time played

Map time

ELO update

abse

418

33 / 22 / 27

56.7

8603

16950

24:06

7:17 (30%)

-22

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
136	104	14	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	6:26
Skulk	11:42	19	26	5050	15602
Gorge	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	5:35	14	1	3552	1349
Embryo	0:21

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Bite	18	77	42	4880	15505	64.7
Gore	14	42	41	3552	1349	50.6
Parasite	1	17	21	170	97	44.7

2104WAUDIVER

386

32 / 29 / 12

50.9

9014

11008

24:08

15:45 (65%)

-22

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
144	139	26	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	2:50
Skulk	6:26	8	10	1259	10934
Gorge	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	14:16	24	2	7755	75
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0
Embryo	0:32

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Bite	8	21	30	1199	10894	41.2
Parasite	0	6	14	60	40	30.0
Swipe	24	117	95	7755	75	55.2

Yokohama

362

24 / 24 / 15

62.0

8478

6360

24:08

5:55 (25%)

-21

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
129	79	12	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	3:28
Skulk	10:04	13	15	3301	5555
Gorge	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	10:13	11	0	5177	805
Embryo	0:21

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Bite	13	50	31	3141	5545	61.7
Gore	11	63	33	5177	805	65.6
Parasite	0	16	15	160	10	51.6

hereinmyGoroge`

314

11 / 38 / 19

33.5

6787

11700

24:04

5:12 (22%)

-20

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
438	870	3	2:29	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	4:15
Skulk	8:44	7	15	2647	7590
Gorge	5:00	2	1	350	562
Lerk	5:22	2	3	3626	3548
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0
Embryo	0:41
Other	0:00	0	0	164	0

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Babbler	0	0	0	80	312	-
BileBomb	0	0	0	120	250	-
Bite	7	38	33	2561	7490	53.5
Hydra	2	0	0	140	0	-
LerkBite	0	12	15	720	3520	44.4
Parasite	0	9	22	87	100	29.0
Spikes	2	374	773	2906	28	32.6
Spit	0	5	27	150	0	15.6
Spray	0	0	0	24	0	-

yo gurt

251

15 / 37 / 19

27.6

5801

9709

24:07

4:16 (18%)

-28

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
303	797	9	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	4:38
Skulk	8:13	4	16	2938	9704
Gorge	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lerk	10:26	11	3	2863	5
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0
Embryo	0:48

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Bite	4	38	26	2829	9682	59.4
LerkBite	5	13	27	603	0	32.5
Parasite	0	10	21	108	21	32.3
Spikes	6	242	723	2260	5	25.1

boop

237

20 / 35 / 14

56.8

5658

6044

24:08

5:54 (24%)

-18

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
88	67	13	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	3:10
Skulk	6:59	7	11	2038	1392
Gorge	5:13	0	2	407	4502
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	8:18	13	1	3094	150
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0
Embryo	0:27
Other	0:00	0	0	120	0

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
BileBomb	0	0	0	317	4502	-
Bite	7	29	19	1988	1382	60.4
Parasite	0	5	13	50	10	27.8
Spit	0	3	4	90	0	42.9
Spray	0	0	0	120	0	-
Swipe	13	51	31	3094	150	62.2

Gorge C Scott

214

2 / 29 / 11

29.1

1900

12937

24:05

7:17 (30%)

-15

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
16	39	1	2:41	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	2:26
Skulk	4:29	1	7	404	492
Gorge	16:23	1	4	663	12445
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0
Embryo	0:45
Other	0:00	0	0	833	0

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Babbler	0	0	0	128	1688	-
BileBomb	0	0	0	275	10757	-
Bite	1	5	16	385	481	23.8
Hydra	0	0	0	633	0	-
Parasite	0	2	4	18	11	33.3
Spit	1	9	19	260	0	32.1
Spray	0	0	0	200	0	-

pihlip3

196

12 / 30 / 25

38.5

4127

6275

22:28

6:57 (31%)

-27

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
70	112	2	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	6:11
Skulk	12:14	10	24	3192	4875
Gorge	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	3:35	2	1	935	1400
Embryo	0:27

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Bite	10	45	59	3042	4875	43.3
Gore	2	10	34	935	1400	22.7
Parasite	0	15	19	150	0	44.1

ROFLWOFFLES

164

3 / 11 / 14

54.8

2521

22630

16:40

1:52 (11%)

-14

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
34	28	2	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	3:42
Skulk	11:22	3	12	1891	22630
Gorge	0:18	0	1	390	0
Lerk	1:03	0	1	240	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0
Embryo	0:13

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
BileBomb	0	0	0	390	0	-
Bite	3	25	14	1881	22619	64.1
LerkBite	0	4	10	240	0	28.6
Parasite	0	1	1	10	11	50.0
Spikes	0	4	3	0	0	57.1

use bile

0 / 2 / 7

50.0

405

3540

24:03

10:17 (43%)

-26

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
8	8	0	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	1:32
Skulk	1:57	0	7	405	3540
Gorge	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Bite	0	5	3	375	3519	62.5
Parasite	0	3	5	30	21	37.5

Kadvenik

3 / 3 / 7

20.6

475

525

6:57

0:17 (4%)

-8

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
7	27	1	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	1:36
Skulk	5:20	3	7	475	525
Gorge	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Bite	3	7	25	475	525	21.9
Parasite	0	0	2	0	0	0.0

Jbeans

0 / 1 / 1

50.0

0:50

0:14 (29%)

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
1	1	0	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	0:13
Skulk	0:37	0	1	75	0
Gorge	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Bite	0	1	1	75	0	50.0

Total

2579

155 / 261 / 171

37.7

53843

107679

239:49

71:19 (30%)

Average

214.9

12.9 / 21.8 / 14.2

37.7

4486.9

8973.2

19:59

5:56 (30%)

Commander Stats

Marine commander support

Hentaivirus

Spending quotient: - · unavailable (economy telemetry not recorded)

Support	Dropped	Expired	Accuracy	Refilled	Efficiency
Medpacks	213	80	62.4%	2632.9	12.4%
Ammopacks	24	6	75.0%	1908.0	79.5%
Catpacks	78	9	88.5%	0.0	0.0%

Alien commander stats

use bile

Spending quotient: - · unavailable (economy telemetry not recorded)

	Placed	Built	Destroyed
Cysts	53	49	54
Drifters	—	5	4

Tech Timelines

Marine tech

Tech	Time
Armor1	1:32
Armor2	3:49
Grenade Launchers	4:12
PhaseTech	4:14
Weapons1	5:07
AdvancedArmoryUpgrade	6:25
AdvancedWeaponry	6:25
UpgradeRoboticsFactory	7:17
Weapons2	7:17
MinesTech	7:26
Weapons3	9:36
Shotguns	10:04
JetpackTech	10:47
Exosuits	12:18
AdvancedMarineSupport	12:46
Armor3	13:07
UpgradeRoboticsFactory	15:42

Alien tech

Tech	Time
Biomass 1	3:40
Biomass 1	4:50
Leap	5:43
Bile Bomb	6:11
Metabolize	9:04
UpgradeToShiftHive	9:10
UpgradeToShadeHive	14:43
Biomass 2	23:55

Kill Graph

Resource Towers

Notable Kills

Marines

7:16	boop (Swipe) killed Bruce Gorge (GrenadeLauncher)
7:24	yo gurt (LerkBite) killed ElsaJean (HeavyMachineGun)
7:27	yo gurt (Spikes) killed Kevin Garvey (GrenadeLauncher)
9:27	Waudiver (Swipe) killed vF serious (HeavyMachineGun)
12:02	Yokohama (Bite) killed ElsaJean (Shotgun)
12:17	Waudiver (Swipe) killed Azteek (Shotgun)
12:20	Yokohama (Bite) killed vF serious (HeavyMachineGun)
15:01	boop (Swipe) killed ElsaJean (Shotgun)
15:51	Waudiver (Swipe) killed ElsaJean (Shotgun)
15:51	yo gurt (Bite) killed Azteek (GrenadeLauncher)
16:07	Waudiver (Swipe) killed Babushka's Rug (Exo)
16:17	Waudiver (Swipe) killed Guderian (Flamethrower)
16:27	hereinmyGoroge` (Spikes) killed Bruce Gorge (Exo)
16:36	abse (Gore) killed Kevin Garvey (Shotgun)
16:44	abse (Gore) killed ElsaJean (Flamethrower)
17:08	Waudiver (Swipe) killed Kevin Garvey (Flamethrower)
17:20	pihlip3 (Gore) killed vF serious (HeavyMachineGun)
17:21	abse (Gore) killed Bruce Gorge (GrenadeLauncher)
17:47	ROFLWOFFLES (Bite) killed Bruce Gorge (HeavyMachineGun)
18:37	pihlip3 (Bite) killed mchammer (Shotgun)
19:50	Yokohama (Gore) killed Bruce Gorge (HeavyMachineGun)
20:31	pihlip3 (Bite) killed mchammer (HeavyMachineGun)
20:51	Yokohama (Gore) killed Bruce Gorge (HeavyMachineGun)
20:51	abse (Gore) killed ElsaJean (Shotgun)
21:20	yo gurt (Bite) killed Ned Flunders (Shotgun)
21:26	yo gurt (Bite) killed Babushka's Rug (GrenadeLauncher)
21:30	abse (Gore) killed Guderian (Flamethrower)
21:38	boop (Bite) killed mchammer (Shotgun)
21:43	abse (Gore) killed Ned Flunders (Shotgun)
22:52	Yokohama (Gore) killed Bruce Gorge (Shotgun)
23:21	abse (Bite) killed Azteek (HeavyMachineGun)
23:42	abse (Bite) killed Bruce Gorge (GrenadeLauncher)
24:09	Yokohama (Gore) killed Ned Flunders (Shotgun)

Aliens

6:02	LowKey (Rifle) killed hereinmyGoroge` (Gorge)
6:39	Ned Flunders (Pistol) killed Gorge C Scott (Gorge)
6:40	Hentaivirus (Rifle) killed hereinmyGoroge` (Lerk)
10:22	LowKey (Rifle) killed yo gurt (Lerk)
12:05	Kevin Garvey (Shotgun) killed ROFLWOFFLES (Lerk)
13:01	ElsaJean (Shotgun) killed yo gurt (Lerk)
14:36	Kevin Garvey (Shotgun) killed Gorge C Scott (Gorge)
14:48	Kevin Garvey (Shotgun) killed ROFLWOFFLES (Gorge)
15:28	vF serious (Rifle) killed boop (Fade)
17:33	ElsaJean (Rifle) killed hereinmyGoroge` (Lerk)
18:01	Ned Flunders (Pistol) killed pihlip3 (Onos)
19:13	Bruce Gorge (HeavyMachineGun) killed Gorge C Scott (Gorge)
20:02	ElsaJean (Shotgun) killed yo gurt (Lerk)
20:46	LowKey (Pistol) killed Waudiver (Fade)
21:20	mchammer (Shotgun) killed boop (Gorge)
21:31	ElsaJean (Pistol) killed Gorge C Scott (Gorge)
21:45	Guderian (Rifle) killed abse (Onos)
23:39	Bruce Gorge (GrenadeLauncher) killed boop (Gorge)
23:53	LowKey (Railgun) killed Waudiver (Fade)
24:06	mchammer (Shotgun) killed hereinmyGoroge` (Lerk)

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