ns2_descent on <GOOD> [EU] Shounen #1 CLASSIC (NOOB-FRIENDLY) [No Flaming]

2026-09-10 23:03 UTC

WinnerMarines

Length16:10

Marine Avg1846

Alien Avg1603

Marines

Player

Score

K / A / D

Acc

Player dmg

Structure dmg

Time played

Map time

ELO update

kid < plays like T3

254

20 / 16 / 12

26.0

5990

5920

16:06

4:35 (29%)

+24

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
431	1206	0	5	0:04	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
LayMines	0	0	0	129	0	-
Pistol	1	16	29	298	0	35.6
PulseGrenade	0	0	0	50	0	-
Railgun	0	10	6	1074	1011	62.5
Rifle	19	405	1171	4440	4909	25.7

skittish

242

13 / 23 / 15

23.4

3776

9002

16:09

3:48 (24%)

+20

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
304	993	0	3	0:31	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
ClusterGrenade	0	0	0	32	3391	-
LayMines	3	0	0	420	16	-
Pistol	0	6	5	99	72	54.5
Rifle	10	298	988	3225	5524	23.2

3^DawsonX)

221

26 / 15 / 13

30.2

5256

833

16:05

1:32 (10%)

+34

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
472	1090	0	4	0:15	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
HeavyMachineGun	3	81	209	994	437	27.9
Pistol	1	2	5	35	0	28.6
Rifle	22	389	876	4227	396	30.8

Hentaivirus

205

11 / 16 / 10

22.2

2641

14343

16:09

6:47 (42%)

+19

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
235	774	0	3	0:34	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Axe	0	0	7	0	20	0.0
ClusterGrenade	0	0	0	24	1927	-
Pistol	0	5	14	130	0	26.3
Railgun	1	17	9	204	4721	65.4
Rifle	10	213	744	2284	3725	22.3
Welder	0	0	0	0	3950	-

ELO Donation

195

11 / 19 / 14

17.6

2580

10460

16:07

4:01 (25%)

+25

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
183	717	30	2	0:38	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
ClusterGrenade	0	0	0	0	74	2876	-
LayMines	2	0	0	0	470	12	-
Pistol	0	0	10	0	0	733	0.0
Rifle	9	183	707	30	2036	5442	17.8
Welder	0	0	0	0	0	1397	-

it was my nose

194

17 / 17 / 9

25.9

4444

1491

15:09

2:19 (15%)

+32

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
391	1063	20	4	0:19	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Axe	0	0	1	0	0	0	0.0
HeavyMachineGun	5	133	337	20	1672	541	25.1
Pistol	0	0	6	0	0	0	0.0
Rifle	12	258	719	0	2772	938	26.4
Welder	0	0	0	0	0	12	-

§ilent Ä§§a§in

177

16 / 12 / 8

26.5

4396

3743

16:09

4:33 (28%)

+27

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
368	821	86	5	0:51	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
ClusterGrenade	0	0	0	0	8	0	-
GasGrenade	0	0	0	0	85	482	-
LayMines	0	0	0	0	159	0	-
Minigun	0	36	140	0	370	0	20.4
Pistol	1	6	6	0	112	0	50.0
Rifle	15	326	675	86	3661	2981	26.2
Welder	0	0	0	0	0	280	-

Rovano

119

7 / 3 / 6

14.6

1320

7384

16:10

4:34 (28%)

+21

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
101	589	0	3	0:38	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
ClusterGrenade	0	0	0	0	337	-
GrenadeLauncher	0	0	0	60	5324	-
LayMines	1	0	0	104	0	-
Pistol	1	2	16	24	0	11.1
Rifle	5	99	573	1132	1177	14.7
Welder	0	0	0	0	546	-

Jeffrey Cuckstein

7 / 10 / 6

17.0

1740

1497

16:07

6:07 (38%)

+24

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
137	667	0	3	0:17	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Axe	0	0	6	0	212	0.0
Flamethrower	0	0	0	26	365	-
LayMines	0	0	0	185	12	-
Pistol	0	0	6	0	0	0.0
Rifle	7	137	655	1528	908	17.3

Alyxzizz

0 / 1 / 0

0.0

2452

16:09

5:40 (35%)

+30

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
0	15	0	0	0:55	-	unavailable

Weapon	Misses	Structure dmg	Accuracy
ARC	0	2392	-
Rifle	15	48	0.0
Welder	0	12	-

SHOOLSKOOTER

0 / 0 / 0

0:45

0:02 (5%)

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
0	0	0	0	0:00	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Unavailable

Total

1727

128 / 132 / 93

23.8

32144

57125

161:10

44:03 (27%)

Average

157.0

11.6 / 12.0 / 8.5

23.8

2922.1

5193.1

14:39

4:00 (27%)

Aliens

Player

Score

K / A / D

Acc

Player dmg

Structure dmg

Time played

Map time

ELO update

Tobi

210

25 / 16 / 10

61.8

5055

4923

16:09

4:06 (25%)

-27

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
89	55	16	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	2:03
Skulk	5:18	9	8	1814	4350
Gorge	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	8:26	16	1	3241	573
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0
Embryo	0:20

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Bite	9	30	12	1754	4350	71.4
Parasite	0	6	5	60	0	54.5
Swipe	16	53	38	3241	573	58.2

Captain Bananatoast

160

5 / 21 / 7

21.0

1691

20379

16:10

8:19 (51%)

-22

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
13	49	3	2:42	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	1:33
Skulk	5:16	3	6	703	15835
Gorge	9:00	1	1	177	4544
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0
Embryo	0:19
Other	0:00	1	0	811	0

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Babbler	0	0	0	24	3195	-
BileBomb	0	0	0	123	574	-
Bite	3	12	5	703	15825	70.6
Hydra	1	0	0	750	0	-
Parasite	0	0	2	0	10	0.0
Spit	0	1	42	30	775	2.3
Spray	1	0	0	61	0	-

Scarlet'sFever

149

15 / 13 / 11

61.2

3810

8267

16:08

5:24 (34%)

-26

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
137	87	8	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	2:39
Skulk	6:48	6	8	1498	2898
Gorge	0:25	0	1	21	3869
Lerk	5:36	9	2	2292	1500
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0
Embryo	0:39

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
BileBomb	0	0	0	21	3869	-
Bite	6	22	15	1468	2850	59.5
LerkBite	9	41	33	2252	1500	55.4
Parasite	0	3	7	30	48	30.0
Spikes	0	71	32	40	0	68.9

GeeKuus

148

8 / 15 / 26

67.0

4356

4538

16:07

1:53 (12%)

-20

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
67	33	2	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	5:59
Skulk	9:35	8	26	4356	4538
Gorge	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0
Embryo	0:32

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Bite	8	63	26	4316	4538	70.8
Parasite	0	4	7	40	0	36.4

chiLLy

147

12 / 16 / 7

44.3

3884

10830

16:09

4:23 (27%)

-26

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
62	78	8	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	1:34
Skulk	6:38	4	7	1045	10230
Gorge	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	7:31	8	0	2839	600
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0
Embryo	0:25

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Bite	4	15	22	1005	10190	40.5
Parasite	0	4	11	40	40	26.7
Swipe	8	43	45	2839	600	48.9

FlapJackDan

126

10 / 13 / 27

42.7

3328

2904

14:57

5:19 (36%)

-25

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
53	71	2	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	6:32
Skulk	8:22	10	27	3328	2904
Gorge	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0
Embryo	0:02

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Bite	10	49	62	3288	2904	44.1
Parasite	0	4	9	40	0	30.8

SHOOLSKOOTER

119

3 / 20 / 12

46.9

3043

7099

15:17

2:51 (19%)

-28

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
45	51	1	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	3:29
Skulk	7:58	3	11	2293	6724
Gorge	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	3:19	0	1	750	375
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0
Embryo	0:29

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Bite	3	33	24	2273	6704	57.9
Parasite	0	2	9	20	20	18.2
Swipe	0	10	18	750	375	35.7

Top Mammamia 2069

2 / 13 / 7

4.5

730

11633

16:10

2:51 (18%)

-23

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
9	192	1	1:06	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	1:35
Skulk	4:02	1	5	235	685
Gorge	10:13	1	2	350	10948
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0
Embryo	0:19
Other	0:00	0	0	145	0

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Babbler	0	0	0	136	5400	-
BileBomb	0	0	0	87	538	-
Bite	1	4	9	235	675	30.8
Hydra	0	0	0	105	0	-
Parasite	0	0	5	0	10	0.0
Spit	1	5	178	127	5010	2.7
Spray	0	0	0	40	0	-

}{The Goat}{vexation

6 / 8 / 18

31.9

1539

353

16:07

4:07 (26%)

-21

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
23	49	3	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	4:27
Skulk	10:29	5	18	1284	353
Gorge	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	0:43	1	0	255	0
Embryo	0:26

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Bite	5	20	41	1284	353	32.8
Gore	1	3	7	255	0	30.0
Parasite	0	0	1	0	0	0.0

im idiot

4 / 10 / 4

60.9

613

15:26

10:26 (68%)

-20

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
14	9	3	0:47	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	0:58
Skulk	2:47	4	3	580	0
Gorge	2:59	0	1	25	0
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0
Embryo	0:08
Other	0:00	0	0	8	0

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Accuracy
BileBomb	0	0	0	25	-
Bite	4	10	8	540	55.6
Parasite	0	4	1	40	80.0
Spray	0	0	0	8	-

ROFLWOFFLES

0 / 0 / 0

1:00

0:09 (16%)

-2

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
0	0	0	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	0:15
Skulk	0:45	0	0	0	0
Gorge	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Unavailable

Total

1258

90 / 145 / 129

43.2

28049

70924

159:45

49:52 (31%)

Average

114.4

8.2 / 13.2 / 11.7

43.2

2549.9

6447.7

14:31

4:32 (31%)

Commander Stats

Marine commander support

Alyxzizz

Spending quotient: - · unavailable (economy telemetry not recorded)

Support	Accuracy	Efficiency
Medpacks	-%	-%
Ammopacks	-%	-%
Catpacks	-%	-%

Alien commander stats

im idiot

Spending quotient: - · unavailable (economy telemetry not recorded)

	Placed	Built	Destroyed
Cysts	42	39	36
Drifters	—	1	1

Tech Timelines

Marine tech

Tech	Time
Armor1	2:03
Armor2	3:41
MinesTech	4:23
PhaseTech	4:33
Weapons1	5:14
Weapons2	6:46
Grenade Launchers	7:38
Weapons3	9:59
AdvancedArmoryUpgrade	10:48
AdvancedWeaponry	10:48
Exosuits	13:00
UpgradeRoboticsFactory	14:19
JetpackTech	14:32

Alien tech

Tech	Time
Biomass 1	3:54
Biomass 1	4:08
Leap	4:52
UpgradeToCragHive	5:11
Metabolize	9:09
Biomass 2	11:14
Biomass 2	11:15
MetabolizeHealth	12:50
Bile Bomb	13:56
Bone Shield	14:29

Kill Graph

Resource Towers

Notable Kills

Marines

13:58	Captain Bananatoast (Bite) killed §ilent Ä§§a§in (Exo)
15:06	Tobi (Swipe) killed Hentaivirus (Exo)
15:11	Tobi (Swipe) killed vF serious (HeavyMachineGun)
15:29	}{The Goat}{vexation (Gore) killed matt (HeavyMachineGun)

Aliens

1:13	Sphinkledorf (Rifle) killed Top Gorge 2069 (Gorge)
7:20	Sphinkledorf (LayMines) killed Scarlet'sFever (Lerk)
7:38	vF serious (Rifle) killed Captain Bananatoast (Gorge)
11:51	skittish (Rifle) killed SHOOLSKOOTER (Fade)
12:56	kid (Rifle) killed Scarlet'sFever (Lerk)
15:28	matt (HeavyMachineGun) killed LowKey (Gorge)
15:31	kid (Rifle) killed Top Gorge 2069 (Gorge)
15:31	Hentaivirus (Rifle) killed Scarlet'sFever (Gorge)
16:08	matt (HeavyMachineGun) killed Tobi (Fade)

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Marines

Aliens

Game State

Commander Stats

Marine commander support

Alien commander stats

Tech Timelines

Marine tech

Alien tech

Kill Graph

Resource Towers

Notable Kills

Marines

Aliens