ns2_caged on <GOOD> Shounen CLASSIC NS2 (NOOBS WELCOME) [No Flaming] [QOL]

2026-07-26 21:31 UTC

WinnerAliens

Length29:05

Marine Avg1361

Alien Avg1494

Marines

Player

Score

K / A / D

Acc

Player dmg

Structure dmg

Time played

Map time

ELO update

icecream gloves

369

36 / 18 / 30

34.1

17698

5548

29:01

10:21 (36%)

-18

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
1630	1618	791	7	0:33	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Axe	0	1	4	0	32	52	20.0
Flamethrower	0	0	0	0	191	376	-
HeavyMachineGun	2	481	182	410	5611	0	28.1
Pistol	1	12	29	0	288	0	29.3
Railgun	0	2	2	0	0	1170	50.0
Rifle	21	763	1125	266	8275	3453	30.6
Shotgun	12	371	276	115	3294	185	48.1
Welder	0	0	0	0	7	312	-

nano

330

32 / 13 / 17

34.6

10106

12044

23:33

7:12 (31%)

-20

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
955	1383	224	8	0:32	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Axe	0	2	3	0	46	0	40.0
HeavyMachineGun	0	60	150	5	563	18	26.8
Pistol	4	33	62	10	682	0	27.1
Rifle	15	329	630	6	3342	3649	33.9
Shotgun	13	531	538	203	5472	3392	37.9
Welder	0	0	0	0	0	4985	-

Gribl

285

14 / 17 / 15

14.5

6951

5274

29:03

9:51 (34%)

-21

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
592	1682	307	7	1:13	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Axe	0	0	9	0	0	930	0.0
HeavyMachineGun	2	179	386	124	2339	9	12.5
Pistol	1	3	9	0	43	0	25.0
Rifle	11	345	925	165	3998	1888	16.3
Shotgun	0	65	353	18	572	0	11.8
Welder	0	0	0	0	0	2448	-

Legion

233

16 / 26 / 21

11.2

10108

1821

28:59

2:56 (10%)

-23

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
893	2795	542	3	1:16	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Axe	0	0	1	0	0	32	0.0
GrenadeLauncher	0	0	0	0	133	88	-
HeavyMachineGun	2	164	885	73	1731	130	9.3
Pistol	2	2	19	0	26	0	9.5
Rifle	12	727	1890	469	8218	1177	12.0
Welder	0	0	0	0	0	394	-

Deggartan

196

21 / 17 / 19

17.5

12079

3653

29:01

6:16 (22%)

-24

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
1053	1995	630	6	0:49	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Axe	0	0	7	0	0	1385	0.0
HeavyMachineGun	6	654	1050	477	7840	146	14.4
Pistol	0	3	4	3	78	0	0.0
Rifle	15	396	934	150	4161	2122	20.9

Can't Aim

194

11 / 22 / 12

19.2

5405

5670

15:24

8:09 (53%)

-15

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
313	803	124	2	0:40	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Axe	0	0	1	0	0	0	0.0
ClusterGrenade	0	0	0	0	34	1263	-
Pistol	0	2	4	0	36	0	33.3
Railgun	1	14	40	6	2003	462	16.7
Rifle	10	297	758	118	3332	2184	19.1
Welder	0	0	0	0	0	1761	-

Vlad

179

11 / 15 / 19

10.1

9143

5443

28:56

10:05 (35%)

-26

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
333	1169	199	5	0:47	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Axe	0	0	2	0	0	0	0.0
Flamethrower	1	0	0	0	2672	2155	-
GrenadeLauncher	0	0	0	0	293	0	-
HeavyMachineGun	0	5	13	0	0	0	27.8
Pistol	0	9	57	6	204	0	5.0
Railgun	5	26	99	12	2662	1090	12.4
Rifle	5	293	998	181	3312	2198	10.1

TALER

167

5 / 14 / 18

8.7

8826

3688

29:01

3:56 (14%)

-33

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
751	1319	625	3	1:28	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
HeavyMachineGun	1	248	388	212	2744	876	8.5
Pistol	0	2	11	0	42	0	15.4
Rifle	4	499	840	413	6001	2156	9.3
Shotgun	0	2	80	0	25	656	2.4
Welder	0	0	0	0	14	0	-

hermesgrx04

131

9 / 17 / 15

11.8

6450

1794

29:02

3:34 (12%)

-31

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
453	1309	278	3	1:46	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Flamethrower	1	0	0	0	1088	1292	-
HeavyMachineGun	3	191	439	163	2522	0	6.0
Pistol	1	1	4	0	8	0	20.0
Rifle	4	189	753	86	2103	502	12.0
Shotgun	0	72	113	29	729	0	27.6

Charles

111

3 / 12 / 18

18.0

11469

962

13:34

5:03 (37%)

-11

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
958	1218	691	1	0:13	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Axe	0	0	1	0	0	0	0.0
HeavyMachineGun	0	165	288	143	1991	371	7.1
Pistol	0	6	4	1	126	0	55.6
Rifle	3	656	806	488	7869	13	17.2
Shotgun	0	131	119	59	1469	0	37.7
Welder	0	0	0	0	14	578	-

yo gurt

6 / 2 / 4

23.4

3058

1013

5:19

0:27 (9%)

-6

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
261	544	95	3	0:00	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
HeavyMachineGun	3	57	217	12	640	9	17.2
Pistol	1	5	10	3	97	155	16.7
Rifle	2	199	317	80	2321	849	27.3

0 / 0 / 2

11.8

468

29:03

0:35 (2%)

-29

Raw hits	Misses	Onos hits	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
36	15	34	0	0:15	-	unavailable

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Onos hits	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Rifle	0	36	15	34	468	0	11.8

Total

2237

164 / 173 / 190

18.9

101763

46909

290:01

68:31 (24%)

Average

186.4

13.7 / 14.4 / 15.8

18.9

8480.2

3909.1

24:10

5:42 (24%)

Aliens

Player

Score

K / A / D

Acc

Player dmg

Structure dmg

Time played

Map time

ELO update

Noky

740

58 / 30 / 14

67.3

16616

6185

29:03

8:44 (30%)

+23

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
323	157	44	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	3:15
Skulk	6:51	7	13	2141	5435
Gorge	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lerk	3:37	7	1	2272	0
Fade	14:39	44	0	12203	750
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0
Embryo	0:40

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Bite	7	33	16	2031	5425	67.3
LerkBite	7	36	8	2022	0	81.8
Parasite	0	11	11	110	10	50.0
Spikes	0	61	56	250	0	52.1
Swipe	44	182	66	12203	750	73.4

Ass Inspector

566

40 / 28 / 22

58.1

12239

28496

28:59

11:53 (41%)

+21

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
189	136	14	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	5:03
Skulk	13:05	19	21	5873	23320
Gorge	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	10:13	21	1	6367	5176
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0
Embryo	0:37

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Bite	19	85	61	5763	23270	58.2
Parasite	0	11	20	110	50	35.5
Stab	0	0	1	0	4346	0.0
Swipe	21	93	54	6367	830	63.3

Redemption

368

12 / 24 / 12

40.5

5472

31529

29:02

9:05 (31%)

+26

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
70	103	8	1:49	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	2:42
Skulk	8:39	4	10	2536	12246
Gorge	6:45	0	2	230	0
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	10:14	8	0	2646	19284
Embryo	0:40
Other	0:00	0	0	61	0

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Babbler	0	0	0	80	0	-
Bite	4	35	39	2466	12106	47.3
Gore	7	23	31	1793	18811	42.6
Hydra	0	0	0	45	0	-
Parasite	0	7	17	70	140	29.2
Spit	0	5	16	150	0	23.8
Spray	0	0	0	16	0	-
Stomp	1	0	0	852	472	-

kobycon

314

15 / 36 / 1

32.6

5114

16876

24:45

4:02 (16%)

+22

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
31	64	14	3:02	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	0:13
Skulk	1:18	1	0	100	0
Gorge	12:56	1	1	318	4174
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	9:41	13	0	4270	12702
Embryo	0:36
Other	0:00	0	0	426	0

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Babbler	0	0	0	24	1656	-
BileBomb	0	0	0	164	1678	-
Bite	1	2	1	100	0	66.7
Gore	10	24	21	2194	10404	53.3
Hydra	0	0	0	330	0	-
Spit	1	5	42	130	840	10.6
Spray	0	0	0	96	0	-
Stomp	3	0	0	2076	2298	-

ROFLWOFFLES

312

11 / 33 / 24

45.7

4292

42122

29:01

4:55 (17%)

+24

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
48	57	4	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	5:42
Skulk	17:06	7	23	2099	31914
Gorge	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	5:34	4	1	2193	10208
Embryo	0:37

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Bite	7	29	29	1979	31884	50.0
Gore	2	7	15	575	7349	31.8
Parasite	0	12	13	120	30	48.0
Stomp	2	0	0	1617	2859	-

snow

295

19 / 23 / 8

65.7

6497

24422

29:04

11:39 (40%)

+20

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
67	35	9	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	1:47
Skulk	9:47	10	8	2553	5175
Gorge	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	17:02	9	0	3944	19247
Embryo	0:26

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Bite	10	38	22	2533	5175	63.3
Gore	8	27	12	1964	18719	69.2
Parasite	0	2	1	20	0	66.7
Stomp	1	0	0	1980	528	-

Torchumba

273

8 / 21 / 26

40.5

4446

24686

29:02

7:44 (27%)

+24

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
47	69	6	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	6:18
Skulk	11:35	2	25	1785	13664
Gorge	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	10:44	6	1	2661	11022
Embryo	0:24

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Bite	2	25	34	1755	13584	42.4
Gore	6	19	24	1201	8362	44.2
Parasite	0	3	11	30	80	21.4
Stomp	0	0	0	1460	2660	-

Pepe Covfefe

269

12 / 14 / 29

53.0

4878

15867

29:01

7:47 (27%)

+29

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
70	62	2	1:23	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	6:51
Skulk	19:51	11	28	3852	15327
Gorge	0:43	0	0	0	0
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	1:11	1	1	1026	540
Embryo	0:23

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
Bite	11	58	50	3852	15327	53.7
Gore	1	12	12	1026	540	50.0

Slowgun

250

13 / 27 / 25

29.5

5468

24447

28:57

5:15 (18%)

+32

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
67	160	2	0:03	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	5:46
Skulk	16:01	10	23	4022	21036
Gorge	2:54	0	1	351	751
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	3:12	3	1	1095	2660
Embryo	1:02

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
BileBomb	0	0	0	311	751	-
Bite	10	58	112	4002	21036	34.1
Gore	2	6	21	430	2336	22.2
Parasite	0	2	12	20	0	14.3
Spit	0	1	15	40	0	6.2
Stomp	1	0	0	665	324	-

Moon Dog

2 / 5 / 3

64.3

658

11655

3:46

0:58 (26%)

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
9	5	1	0:07	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Dead	0:58
Skulk	1:21	2	3	601	0
Gorge	1:15	0	0	57	11655
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0
Embryo	0:10

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
BileBomb	0	0	0	57	11655	-
Bite	2	9	5	601	0	64.3

noob

0 / 4 / 0

1155

29:05

0:25 (1%)

+29

Raw hits	Misses	Killstreak	Building time	Personal resources	RT damage
0	0	0	0:00	-	unavailable

Status / lifeform	Time	K	D	Player dmg	Structure dmg
Skulk	0:04	0	0	0	0
Gorge	1:57	0	0	62	1155
Lerk	0:00	0	0	0	0
Fade	0:00	0	0	0	0
Onos	0:00	0	0	0	0
Embryo	0:13

Weapon	Kills	Hits	Misses	Player dmg	Structure dmg	Accuracy
BileBomb	0	0	0	62	1155	-

Total

3464

190 / 245 / 164

52.1

65743

227440

289:50

72:34 (25%)

Average

314.9

17.3 / 22.3 / 14.9

52.1

5976.6

20676.4

26:20

6:35 (25%)

Commander Stats

Marine commander support

Spending quotient: - · unavailable (economy telemetry not recorded)

Support	Dropped	Expired	Accuracy	Refilled	Efficiency
Medpacks	193	39	79.8%	3439.6	17.8%
Ammopacks	42	7	83.3%	4584.0	109.1%
Catpacks	58	8	86.2%	0.0	0.0%

Alien commander stats

noob

Spending quotient: - · unavailable (economy telemetry not recorded)

	Placed	Built	Destroyed
Cysts	126	108	76
Drifters	—	3	1

Tech Timelines

Marine tech

Tech	Time
Armor1	1:34
Armor2	3:21
PhaseTech	3:49
Grenade Launchers	4:18
Weapons1	4:47
Weapons2	6:51
AdvancedArmoryUpgrade	7:28
AdvancedWeaponry	7:28
Shotguns	8:51
Weapons3	8:52
Exosuits	10:16
Armor3	11:37
JetpackTech	11:48
UpgradeRoboticsFactory	12:54
AdvancedMarineSupport	15:39

Alien tech

Tech	Time
Biomass 1	2:55
Biomass 1	4:22
UpgradeToCragHive	4:57
Leap	5:04
Metabolize	7:01
UpgradeToShadeHive	8:04
Biomass 2	8:21
MetabolizeHealth	9:08
Bile Bomb	10:20
Biomass 2	11:15
Biomass 3	12:14
Biomass 3	13:17
Stomp	14:51
Bone Shield	15:18
Spores	17:15
FadeEgg	20:01
GorgeEgg	20:33
Stab	22:57
Umbra	25:05
LerkEgg	26:30
FadeEgg	26:31

Kill Graph

Resource Towers

Notable Kills

Marines

9:42	Pepe Covfefe (Bite) killed Natural erection (HeavyMachineGun)
10:00	Ass Commander (Swipe) killed nano (Shotgun)
10:19	snow (Bite) killed TALER (Shotgun)
10:29	Ass Commander (Swipe) killed nano (Shotgun)
10:36	snow (Bite) killed Gribl (Shotgun)
11:30	Torchumba (Bite) killed AD (Shotgun)
12:40	Noky (Bite) killed Deggartan (HeavyMachineGun)
12:44	snow (Gore) killed Can't Aim (Exo)
12:47	Noky (Bite) killed Natural erection (HeavyMachineGun)
13:01	Slowgun (Gore) killed Deggartan (HeavyMachineGun)
14:19	Redemption (Bite) killed nano (Shotgun)
14:51	Redemption (Bite) killed AD (Shotgun)
15:05	Noky (Swipe) killed Gribl (Shotgun)
15:11	Ass Commander (Bite) killed Deggartan (HeavyMachineGun)
15:36	Ass Commander (Bite) killed hermesgrx04 (HeavyMachineGun)
15:54	Torchumba (Gore) killed NSPlayer (Exo)
16:09	Noky (Swipe) killed AD (HeavyMachineGun)
16:22	Redemption (Bite) killed Deggartan (HeavyMachineGun)
16:43	Noky (Swipe) killed TALER (HeavyMachineGun)
16:56	Noky (Swipe) killed nano (Shotgun)
17:36	kobycon (Stomp) killed Charles (HeavyMachineGun)
17:52	ROFLWOFFLES (Stomp) killed TALER (HeavyMachineGun)
18:02	Pepe Covfefe (Bite) killed AD (HeavyMachineGun)
18:03	Noky (Swipe) killed Natural erection (GrenadeLauncher)
18:06	Noky (Swipe) killed hermesgrx04 (Flamethrower)
18:07	Noky (Swipe) killed NSPlayer (Flamethrower)
18:11	Torchumba (Gore) killed Charles (Shotgun)
18:25	ROFLWOFFLES (Stomp) killed Natural erection (GrenadeLauncher)
19:14	Noky (Swipe) killed Deggartan (HeavyMachineGun)
19:24	Noky (Swipe) killed hermesgrx04 (Flamethrower)
20:09	kobycon (Gore) killed NSPlayer (GrenadeLauncher)
20:52	kobycon (Gore) killed nano (Shotgun)
20:55	Pepe Covfefe (Bite) killed Deggartan (HeavyMachineGun)
21:11	Torchumba (Gore) killed TALER (HeavyMachineGun)
21:13	Noky (Swipe) killed Natural erection (HeavyMachineGun)
21:21	kobycon (Gore) killed Gribl (Shotgun)
21:30	Pepe Covfefe (Bite) killed AD (Shotgun)
22:09	ROFLWOFFLES (Bite) killed nano (HeavyMachineGun)
22:42	Noky (Swipe) killed Natural erection (HeavyMachineGun)
22:46	Redemption (Gore) killed TALER (HeavyMachineGun)
22:53	Ass Commander (Swipe) killed NSPlayer (HeavyMachineGun)
22:56	Ass Commander (Swipe) killed hermesgrx04 (Shotgun)
23:30	Ass Commander (Swipe) killed nano (Shotgun)
24:31	kobycon (Stomp) killed Deggartan (HeavyMachineGun)
24:50	Noky (Swipe) killed yo gurt (HeavyMachineGun)
25:05	Noky (Swipe) killed Gribl (HeavyMachineGun)
25:23	Noky (Swipe) killed Deggartan (HeavyMachineGun)
25:59	Moon Dog (Bite) killed TALER (HeavyMachineGun)
26:04	Noky (Swipe) killed yo gurt (HeavyMachineGun)
26:48	Noky (Swipe) killed Charles (HeavyMachineGun)
27:07	ROFLWOFFLES (Bite) killed Natural erection (HeavyMachineGun)
27:19	Noky (Swipe) killed AD (HeavyMachineGun)
27:50	snow (Gore) killed hermesgrx04 (HeavyMachineGun)
28:17	Ass Commander (Swipe) killed Charles (Shotgun)
28:24	Noky (Swipe) killed Natural erection (Shotgun)
28:27	Noky (Swipe) killed hermesgrx04 (Flamethrower)
28:36	Noky (Swipe) killed Gribl (Shotgun)
28:41	Noky (Swipe) killed AD (Flamethrower)
28:56	Ass Commander (Swipe) killed Charles (Flamethrower)

Aliens

2:56	nano (Rifle) killed Redemption (Gorge)
6:40	AD (Rifle) killed Noky (Lerk)
7:40	nano (Rifle) killed Redemption (Gorge)
10:55	AD (Shotgun) killed Ass Commander (Fade)
13:05	AD (Shotgun) killed Slowgun (Onos)
13:09	TALER (Rifle) killed Pepe Covfefe (Onos)
13:11	TALER (Rifle) killed kobycon (Gorge)
17:53	AD (HeavyMachineGun) killed Slowgun (Gorge)
20:19	AD (Rifle) killed ROFLWOFFLES (Onos)
25:04	Gribl (HeavyMachineGun) killed Torchumba (Onos)

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Commander Stats

Marine commander support

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Tech Timelines

Marine tech

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Kill Graph

Resource Towers

Notable Kills

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